Notes to self:
(1) Even though at the market the toddler is screaming "snack," the preschooler is yelling that she has to go potty, and the infant is squawking, make sure the eggs you are buying to dye for Easter are, in fact, WHITE, not brown.
(2) Do not underestimate the time it takes to boil beets to dye the eggs and don't begin the boiling process 30 minutes prior to bedtime.